AISubs v3.7
Yodoh! Tana! Shibaino! Yodoh! Yodoh! Mishimenra!
Do you like traveling?
- We do! - We love it!
But when we go on a trip, it's usually a sudden break, right?
What are you two doing? Are you two okay?
- We're kind of lonely. - That's true.
And it's sudden for us to go on a trip, right?
- It's hard for us to plan. - Yeah, we're always busy.
And tomorrow is a break, and we want to go to the North Pole tomorrow.
- Isn't that kind of a problem? - It is.
And for that, you need packing power.
- Packing power? - Oh!
- Packing power... - You know,
- women YouTubers often get stuck with their jokes. - Yeah, it's like that all of a sudden.
- It's hard for women to get ready. - That's right.
- If we don't have enough packing power in 15 seconds... - We'll be done for for sure.
- It's better to find a good location for a trip. - Yeah, yeah.
But that's possible because it's a safe place where people live in a pinch.
But if it's the North Pole or the South Pole, you two are in a very pinch.
Why is it only one of those places?
- So today, we're going to have you pack for a difficult trip. - I see.
- It's a speed packing competition! - Oh!
- It's a speed packing, right? - That's right.
- There are three rules you need to follow. - Oh!
- You need to pack 10,000 yen for each of those three places in two hours. - We're going to the North Pole?
- No, it's more difficult than the North Pole. - What?
- Are you serious? - Middle school?
- Oh, middle school is good. - What?
- Middle school is good? - Is there such a thing?
- The first one is a space trip. - What?
- Is there such a thing? - A space trip?
- That's in the rockets, right? - It's in the rockets.
- The second one is an uninhabited island. - Oh!
- Just say that in the first question. - I'm sorry.
- The third one is a junkyard. - A junkyard!
- A junkyard. - You can't say that in the first question.
- It's a game of tug of war. Tetsu and Shiba versus Yumemushi. - Okay.
- You two will discuss it and the one who packs better wins. - Okay.
- So, please pack fast! - Fast!
- Okay! - Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Welcome back! - We're back!
- We're tired... - We're tired!
- Okazaki is lonely! - Okazaki, please increase our road!
- We're not able to do it! - We don't have good kanji!
- The navigation is only red! - It's rare for us to record in rainbow.
- I thought it was red navigation. - So, this is the first round.
- We're going to space all of a sudden. - Space? - Space? - Space? - Space?
- Oh no, we're using our luggage. - Oh, I see.
- We're going to an uninhabited island in the first round. - Okay, we're going to an uninhabited island in the first round.
- I see, I see. - First, we'll go there.
- Okay, Yumemushi, please pack your ininhabited island. - Okay.
- Oh, that's heavy! - This is also it. - Oh, wow! - So expensive!
- First of all, this. - This is all of the tent. - You bought it for 10,000 yen?!
- This is 5,000 yen. - 5,000 yen. - We used up.
- We didn't have enough money for the uninhabited island. - It's amazing that our backpack is 300 yen.
- This is also Daiso's tent. - Daiso's... - Ehhh...
- Rain pants and rain jacket. - Floating tent.
- I also bought a wrench. - And this is fire.
Since we can't light it up like this in time,
I think we can easily light it up with lighter and zip oil.
And as usual, we have water here.
And for food,
honestly, in our three days of survival,
we thought we wouldn't buy animals or anything like that, right?
- Huh?! - We'll do it?
- We want to do it, right? - We won't do it!
We'll only do that!
It's like "Golden Legend" style, right?
We've prepared that, right?
We'll do all of it!
- So we'll prepare more food. - Right, right, right.
- And this is... - This is "Oracle's Fishing Rod".
- We won't eat it like this, right? - We won't!
- We'll release it. - Right.
- And... - Wait, wait, wait.
What is this?
It's disgusting, but...
- It smells so bad. - It's sweet!
- Even the poop itself... - Huh?!
- It's amazing! - It's really...
It's really amazing!
- And for food... - Right.
- Since we're packing, we have to store our luggage, right? - Yeah.
So we chose high-calorie food
that's packed as tightly as possible.
- Like chocolate, caramel... - Yeah.
- He's eating it! - He's eating it!
- He's eating it like he can't stand it! - This is probably the best one.
- What is it? - This is...
- This is a morning light. - You can use it for fixing.
- And like I said earlier, we don't know what kind of creatures they are. - We don't know where we're going to live.
- That's scary! - You're explaining it like that?! - No, no!
- Oh, that's scary! - No, no! - It's like "let's do it!" - No, it's not "let's do it!"
- This is pretty good, right? - If you say "tricks", you don't have any playfulness.
- This is a trick, right? - I won.
- The ones who go to play die. - I forgot to introduce this, but...
- This is a sandal made of leather. - Leather?! You're going to play with it?!
- I don't care how much you play with it. - Don't play with it for a little bit.
- Okay, that's it! - Next up is Team Hitsushiwa. - Yes.
- Please explain. - We're going to a deserted island in Beijing.
- I bought a nice backpack. - Thank you!
- By wearing a flashy backpack, you can go from a rescue team to a helicopter! - Why?!
- You guys aren't going to play, are you?! - You're confusing me! - Just in case!
- Please show us more. - Yes, this is it.
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- It's cheap! - You can use it for a lot of things, like digging up dirt.
- Yeah. - You can put trash you don't need in there. - Yeah. - You can poop in there.
- You can dig up holes and put animals in there. - It's dangerous. - Even if you have a shovel... - It's surprisingly cheap. It's 800 yen.
- And you can extend it like this. - Yeah!
- It's a light you can stick in the ground of a solar panel, but it says "killing" on it. - That's great! Can you kill me?
- I don't think you can kill a guy like Buyo. - Huh?!
- I don't think you can kill a bug that's 130cm tall. - I'm 150cm tall!
- This is it. - It's a bag and a bandage. - Okay.
- It's here! - A blue sheet! - It's a blue sheet!
- If you had a tent at the top of the building, we thought a blue sheet would be enough. - Hahaha.
- If you go to a dorm, you don't put up a tent and stay there. You enjoy making things and stuff like that. - Yeah.
- You can make things like that. - Like building a pillar? - Hahaha. - You can do that, right? - That's... - I see. - Takumi-san? - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- A rubber band. - Oh, I see. - Oh, I see. - Yes. - Huh? Oh!
- It's here! It's an asahimo! - It's an asahimo! - Why is it an asahimo?! - It's an asahimo for survival.
- It's an asahimo! - Why is it an asahimo?! - It's an asahimo! - Why is it an asahimo?! - It's an asahimo! - Ugh! - It's here! - Oh!
- I think this is a miscellaneous item. - If you fight with this, you'll definitely win.
- If you imagine how much you'll use it, you'll be able to imagine it better. - Hey, Ryo, you want this, right?
- I don't know. I've never used this before. - Oh, wait, it's here.
- It's a bear-shaped tool. - I don't know!
- You don't know if it's there or not! - You're a deserted island, so you should know about two things.
- Oh, right, if you had food... - Ayadori komatsuna and ashitaba.
- I only have three days. - You only have three days, so you can get komatsuna early and ashita early.
- You can't get ashita early, can you? - If you fight with this, you can use it on the 25th.
- And lastly, this is a serious item. - This is a lighter.
- You don't have a cigarette, do you? - I don't smoke.
- It's okay, you definitely don't need it. - But both of them are pretty serious.
- But it's decided. The winner of the first round is Yumemushi! - What?!
- I won against Siruko-san! - No matter what it is, there's too little drink and food.
- If you say it like that, it doesn't make sense. - There's no food!
- You can do it! You can afford it! - If you say "Siruko-san, please give me something delicious," I'll eat you up.
- Next up is Luchu! - Luchu doesn't have much to play with because it's longer than a rocket, right?
- So I thought it might have some equipment in it, so it's a lighter item.
- Here it is.
- It's like this. I think you can take one with you. - Thank you.
- So this is like a lighter? - Of course it is, but it's for people who want to drink more than others.
- But if it's a cap, it's hard to drink water with zero gravity, right? - Yes.
- So I have an origami polytunnel, and if you put water in it and say "ah," you don't have to drop it.
- I think you can do it with this. - It doesn't change much.
- It's fine! I don't have a way to use it! Okay, I'll bring it to you.
- And inside the rocket, I used an eye mask because it's too bright for me to sleep.
- But you're going to drink it anyway, so it's fine.
- It's not noisy at all, so you don't have to worry about earplugs.
- And inside the rocket, you have a lot of free time.
- I bought three DVDs.
- "Dead Wedding", "Senketsu no Hanayome" and "Asylum Bastards".
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- It's a B-class movie. - I think you have the equipment you need to watch it.
- What? I don't know about that. - You do, you do.
- Hey! - What are you trying to do?
- I think you're bringing it for a ticket when you meet someone.
- And lastly, I went to space and bought a key chain and a key ring.
- Oh! - Oh! I see.
- You can't go to space without a key chain.
- I don't have anything to say about it, so that's it.
- I think we can spend a little more time together. - That's right.
- Excuse me, but I'll say it first. This is 12,000 yen.
- What? - What?
- I wanted a Polaroid camera, but I didn't have one, so I bought a key chain.
- I can't help it. - Then let's say this is 10,000 yen.
- Then I'll buy you everything you want. - Then I'll buy you only this.
- That's not all you want, is it? - You're annoying me.
- It's okay.
- I know there are people in your team who ignore the rules.
- Tetsuya is in charge of space. - What? What? What?
- Then I'll bring it. - Yes. - Yes.
- Tetsuya doesn't have a key chain in front of his bread.
- It's fluttering. - Yes, you can pick it up.
- Since it's a space flight this time, you don't have to carry it or anything like that.
- First of all, here it is!
- Really? - Oh!
- You don't have to carry it like this. It's a space flight.
- It's not a packing, is it?
- The space flight itself is like a pack.
- Well, this is food, right? - Yes.
- Oh, you're doing it right. - And this is it.
- What's this? - A glove.
- I just like it, so I wanted you to have it. - Oh.
- And you're killing your time, aren't you? - It's a ball!
- Yes, it's soft, so you can hit it with a rocket and play with it.
- Also, you can catch the one you threw and play with marshmallows.
- If you have a squad, you can throw it from a distance and it will go round and round and you can eat it.
- Oh, you're definitely going to do it. - Yes.
- What about balls? - The soap is the way to relieve stress.
- Punchball - This is important.
- Yeah, this is it. - I like this more.
- I've played with this before, but I really want you to enjoy your weightlessness.
- This. - Wow, it will break.
- A 15kg dumbbell - It's amazing - Even with one hand, you can hold it with one finger and it will show where you are holding it.
- Wow, it's amazing. - Did you get it? - I got it.
- I wish you had done the packing.
Even if we could've packed it in a bag and packed it in a bag,
this is the winner!
- Yay! - Yay!
- It's "leam illy," right? It's sweets, right? - It's "cheki," right?
But "cheki" isn't really a good picture, right?
If it's "cheki," it's just "cheki," right?
- Yeah, yeah. - That's crazy.
And last is "unsochi."
- "Unsochi." - "Unsochi."
- This is tough. - This is tough.
- Okay, "yumemushi" team, bring it out! - Okay, here it is!
- Here it is! - It's black, so I'll omit it.
- Okay. - But I'll bring it over.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- And then we have water. - Okay.
- And then we have something like a pump. - Here it is!
- Finally!
- There's a water bottle, right? - Yeah.
But since it's "unsochi," I don't think it's really hygienic,
- so we'll put it on the sink... - Oh, nice!
...and sanitize it.
- Well, we ourselves don't go out to fight, - Yeah.
- so I don't think it's that serious of an injury, - Yeah.
- but we might get caught up in that mess. - Yeah.
- "Bansokon." - "Bansokon."
- It's not just scratch marks. - Yeah.
- If you scratch your nails or something like that... - Yeah, yeah.
- I bought a "kizupawa pad" for education. - "Kizupawa pad."
- That's pretty extreme right now. - Yeah.
I also bought a "skysaber" for my cell phone.
And also, if you're Japanese and you get scratched like this,
if you scratch your nails or something like that, it's money.
- So you can bring a different kind of scissor like this... - Hmm...
- and put money in here and make it look like fake. - Cute.
- "Creephantakrow." - "Creephantakrow."
- I see what you're saying. - That's a strong message.
- And also...
- I raised my white flag and said, "That kind of thing doesn't work." - White flag!
- Red, red, red! - Red flag!
- But I endured it. - Yeah.
- And for that moment, I'm going to bring my "itami-dome" right now. - "itami-dome."
- That's heavy! - "itami-dome."
- This is how you dress up.
- Then, Shibai's brought one. - Shall we take a look? - Yes.
- I'm not sure if I can win. - Keep your eyes closed!
- It's impossible! - Okay, everyone, please keep your eyes open!
- One, two... - Ta-da!
- Parking! Beep, beep, beep, beep! - It's the same!
- Parking complete! - Yay!
- I've noticed your bags. - I have two bags now!
- You can buy something like this for 5,000 yen! - Wow!
- And you can't park your car in one of the cars. - Oh...
- You can't park it nearby and get hit. - So you chose one of the cars?
- The first car is steel-tipped. - If an enemy soldier shoots you...
- You can just go "ka-ka-ka," or if you want to remove debris... - You'll show them.
- Then, you have a side bag. - It's a shield that's good for in-between shots.
- You just need to stick it in here and it'll all bounce off.
- "Buo-jin" face mask. - There's a lot of dust.
One vegetable per day.
I don't want you to say "I'm Japanese and aiming for honeybees" and get killed,
so I'll endure it with vegetable juice.
- These are my food. - Okay.
I'll keep it as a backup.
I'll put a cutter in my body.
So I can use it when I'm tied up or something.
Okay, last but not least, this battery.
When you're captured,
your enemy soldier will probably be drinking coffee,
and you'll put a button battery in that coffee.
Then you'll drink it by mistake and die with a button battery.
I won't die.
[Who will be the final winner?]
So, the final winner is...
- Yumemushi! - Yay!
- We won by 2-1. - That was so close!
You know how hard packing is, right?
Please listen to female YouTubers.
No, I'm not packing.
I just brought stuff.
- Keep improving your packing skills. - Yes, I will.
- Let's go on a trip. - I really want to go to a deserted island.
- I want to go to a deserted island. - I haven't been there.
- Let's make a video about going to a deserted island. - Let's meet at a deserted island next time.
- Bye-bye.
- Let's meet at a deserted island next time.